yay!!its friday again!! why do i like friday?? nay, i dont like friday..i like the day after friday...yay!!its friday!!

Eyes are tired, body is tired..need a really good sleep this weekend....

Joke 5

Why are Egyptian children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

Joke 4

A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

Joke 3

When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!

Joke 2

It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN... against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers!

Joke 1

How true.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 minutes, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!